HAHAHA i met a 70+ yr old uncle in MRT today and i can tell u he is the most humourous ah pek i've ever seen... until now i'm still laughing like fuck man... hahahahahahaha

imagine a typical 70 yr-old ah pek, wear like an ah pek carry umbrella and a fake Nike pouch.. den suddenly his fone rang... ~Nokia tune~ "aiyah.. shld be some cheapo fone la", i thought.

den he looks into his pouch and takes out his fone slowly like a typical ah pek.. i down there bo chap until tat guy beside mi go "WU LAN EH!" knn it's a Nokia 6260!! ~_~

flips open his fone slowly and i got another shock.. tis ah pek speak english one worh...


ah pek: "hello, i in MRT now.. ya. ten thousand ah, ok"


me: omg.. wtf ten thousand? this uncle talk like sipei powerful sia.. or he saying he only got ten thousand sperm left?


not long after comes a second fone call.

... after listening very long, ah pek says: "why ur bloody voice sound like a woman now huh?"
at this point, u can see quite a few people breaking into a smile.


... still as cool, ah pek says: "i now in MRT, u expect me to come in a helicopter is it?"
everyone is laughing away right now.


i am chio frm Tanah Merah to Tampines lor.. cb tis is the first time in my life i see such a humourous ah pek.. so cool.. take out fone slowly, open slowly, listen slowly, den open his mouth and make the whole MRT laugh like fuck.